It's 2016 & nobodys been able 2 prove 2 me that the earth is round. Evidence for a flat earth? Well, you know, everything looks pretty flat. Allow Tila Tequila, the most “friended” person on Myspace v1.0, to explain:

The evidence against the flat earth? Physics, photographs from space, the experience of watching a ship meet the horizon. (A few ancient cultures did indeed assume the world was flat, though it was never as widely held a belief as some later historians would claim.) The first Flat Earthers, and most of their descendants, tended to push the theory as a confirmation of the Bible’s truth early texts include The Inconsistency of Modern Astronomy and Its Opposition to the Scripture and the proto-listicle One Hundred Proofs That the Earth Is Not a Globe. The Flat Earth movement - by which I mean the evergreen alternate scientific/conspiracy theory that posits that the earth is a flat disc - has been around since the late 19 th century. “But,” you might stammer, “I was always taught that the earth was a sphere.” Oh, yeah? Who are you going to trust? The failing American public-education system or a two-hour documentary posted on YouTube by “Yoda’s Flat Earth Channel”?

This is according to Tila Tequila, the model, porn star, Juggalette, erstwhile Nazi, and living monument to the ancient lost culture of MySpace. What shape would you say Earth is? A sphere? Ha-ha, nice try.

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